Funny Sheldon Cooper Quotes

OK so i am obsessed with The Big Bang Theory. and Sheldon is so funny so here is 10 my favourite quotes.

1. "I'm Batman! SHHH!"
2. "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is OK with it but dont tell dad."
3. "I drank milk that tasted funny!"
4. "I don't like the way Darth Vader looks at me."
5. "I'm not insane. My mother had me tested."
6. "As you know I'm not adept at reading facial expressions. But I'll take a stab at it. You're either sad... or nauseated."
7. "Trick question, there is nothing more important than Wii bowling night"

Sheldon " I made tea"
Leonerd"I don't want tea"
Sheldon "The tea isn't for you, the tea is for me"
Leonerd "Then Why did you bring it up "
Sheldon" It's a conversation starter"
Leonerd "It's a crappy conversation starter"
Sheldon"We're talking, checkmate"


Sheldon-"lying with lack of physical response is characteristic of a violent sociopath."
Leonard-"Are you worried for your safety?" Sheldon-"no. i imagine if you were going to kill me, you would have done it already"
Leonard-"That is very true"


Penny: "I always say that when one door closes, another one opens."
Sheldon: "No it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door."