Funny Sheldon Cooper Quotes

OK so i am obsessed with The Big Bang Theory. and Sheldon is so funny so here is 10 my favourite quotes.

1. "I'm Batman! SHHH!"
2. "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is OK with it but dont tell dad."
3. "I drank milk that tasted funny!"
4. "I don't like the way Darth Vader looks at me."
5. "I'm not insane. My mother had me tested."
6. "As you know I'm not adept at reading facial expressions. But I'll take a stab at it. You're either sad... or nauseated."
7. "Trick question, there is nothing more important than Wii bowling night"

Sheldon " I made tea"
Leonerd"I don't want tea"
Sheldon "The tea isn't for you, the tea is for me"
Leonerd "Then Why did you bring it up "
Sheldon" It's a conversation starter"
Leonerd "It's a crappy conversation starter"
Sheldon"We're talking, checkmate"


Sheldon-"lying with lack of physical response is characteristic of a violent sociopath."
Leonard-"Are you worried for your safety?" Sheldon-"no. i imagine if you were going to kill me, you would have done it already"
Leonard-"That is very true"


Penny: "I always say that when one door closes, another one opens."
Sheldon: "No it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door."

sleeping pattens

Entry 2 Wednesday 17^th march 2010

I know I’m not the only one. Who else has the strangest sleeping patens? Like going to bed at like 3-4 in the morning and not getting up till the afternoon. Well recently me being kayl I had to take it to the next stage I go to bed around 7am and get up around 5pm. It’s driving me crazy.

Well I’m home schooled and my tutor had to go away for a week, so iv not really had that much schooling the last couple of days other then lots of home work she left, but I’ve been doing that at night. But while she been gone IV been sleeping really weird and I fill like I’m wasting everyday (what I hate).

A litte hello

Entry 1 Tue 16^th March 2010

Hi yeah I’m kayleigh I’m 13 blar blar blar blar blar. All that stuff so boring let’s get straight to it. Ok basically I’m just going to try and blog every day. Haha I fill like Charles trippy, Shay Carl and stawburry17. If you don’t know they are 3 amazing youtubers who make daily follow me around vlogs.

Oh and my blogs will just be what I’m getting up to and stuff that I’m really into at the moment just Radom stuff

xxxBYExxx

p.s i never done a blog b4 sorry if there really bad